Evolution Casually Explained

If you were like any normal child at school who done science, then you loved burning stuff, slicing up pigs eye-balls and throwing them around the classroom, meaning you never really took any notice of what the teacher was saying about earth and crap!

Ah ha though...

Now you’re getting older this sh*t is getting more interesting, hence why you clicked the title. Well guess what you 'once upon-a-time’ little sperm in your daddy's ballsack? (Yes you) - This sizzle just got REAAAL and you're about to get educated!!! So sit back, relax, and strap yourself in as we’re about to go on an evolution roller coaster baaaby, enjoy  :)

I used to be a ape! Now I'm an ape with no hair